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    foxy-mulder:

    Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

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    — 1 week ago with 363358 notes

    attendance:

    mmwtmx:

    attendance:

    so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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    the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

    WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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    whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

    to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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    — 1 week ago with 1429114 notes

    forgottenfeeelings:

    I don’t understand a word but I love this song ❤️

    — 1 month ago with 21 notes
    Pooh Bear

    theawesomeadventurer:

    doctorbeth:

    I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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    They come for spas:

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    New hearts and stuffing:

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    And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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    Sometimes they look like this:

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    A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

    He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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    As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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    His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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    And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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    His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

    The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

    Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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    As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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    Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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    And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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    He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

    this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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    — 3 months ago with 176197 notes

    thepowerwithin:

    When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you’ve done a good job. You are headed down your path at your own pace, and with every obstacle you are trying your utmost best. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but one day at a time.

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    — 3 months ago with 91135 notes
    youdonthavetogotocollege:
“I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this
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    youdonthavetogotocollege:

    I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

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    — 3 months ago with 121852 notes

    6i:

    in your 20’s find a balance between hustle & rest. you don’t need to have a love life or a soulmate figured out. go travel the world. battle your demons. set up a business, find people who value your heart & yours will attract. don’t live in the past, you have so much more to see

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    — 3 months ago with 111353 notes